funny?

We are supposed to write a funny story about anything we want, something taken from real life or pure imagination.

A Russian, a German and a Bellman competed about who had the fastest train. The Russian said
"My train is so fast, you have to nail the tables to the floors," then the German said
"Well, my traing is so fast the passengers have to wear seatbelts at all time". Bellman said
"My train is so fast, you have to Nail the Paint to the wall!"

Of course, to get this joke, you must know that Bellman is the most awesome person in this world, almost like Chuck Norris, and he always out classes everyone!

Once upon a time, the German, the Russian and Bellman would see who could be in a pigsty the longest. The German began, he stayed inside for 10 minuets, then he ran out screaming "The pig farted!" "The pig farted!"
Now, it was the Ryssians turn, he lasted 20 minutes, then he came out running and screaming "The pig farted!" "The pig farted!"
Finaly it was Bellmans turn, he stayed in the pighouse for a whole day, then the pig ran out screaming "Bellman farted!" "Bellman farted!"

Yes, sweds do find these jokes reaaalllyyy funny! :)

We also have these: "Why do Norweigans only live is round houses?"
"So that their dogs can't pee in the corners!"