We are supposed to write a funny story about anything we want, something taken from real life or pure imagination.
A Russian, a German and a Bellman competed about who had the fastest train. The Russian said
"My train is so fast, you have to nail the tables to the floors," then the German said
"Well, my traing is so fast the passengers have to wear seatbelts at all time". Bellman said
"My train is so fast, you have to Nail the Paint to the wall!"
Of course, to get this joke, you must know that Bellman is the most awesome person in this world, almost like Chuck Norris, and he always out classes everyone!
Once upon a time, the German, the Russian and Bellman would see who could be in a pigsty the longest. The German began, he stayed inside for 10 minuets, then he ran out screaming "The pig farted!" "The pig farted!"
Now, it was the Ryssians turn, he lasted 20 minutes, then he came out running and screaming "The pig farted!" "The pig farted!"
Finaly it was Bellmans turn, he stayed in the pighouse for a whole day, then the pig ran out screaming "Bellman farted!" "Bellman farted!"
Yes, sweds do find these jokes reaaalllyyy funny! :)
We also have these: "Why do Norweigans only live is round houses?"
"So that their dogs can't pee in the corners!"
onsdag 22 april 2009
torsdag 16 april 2009
Wikipedia page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6l%C3%B6
this is the wikipedia page that I did, I translated the swedish version and added som new things for the english page about Hölö.
this is the wikipedia page that I did, I translated the swedish version and added som new things for the english page about Hölö.
onsdag 25 mars 2009
Woooow
AMG! My blog is number 4 on the first page if you google initcollege blog!!
THAT'S AWESOME!
Today we're supposed to find an wikipedia article in english or swedish that doesn't have a translation in the other language at wikipedia. We are supposed to write new articles..
Btw, just have to tell everyone to start listen to Pink, cause she's awesome and her song 'bored' is great!
Tragedies of my life: I haven't seen the newest Gossip Girl, so I'm having trouble.. but if you want to watch it online log on to www.tvshack.net and search.
Xoxo!
THAT'S AWESOME!
Today we're supposed to find an wikipedia article in english or swedish that doesn't have a translation in the other language at wikipedia. We are supposed to write new articles..
Btw, just have to tell everyone to start listen to Pink, cause she's awesome and her song 'bored' is great!
Tragedies of my life: I haven't seen the newest Gossip Girl, so I'm having trouble.. but if you want to watch it online log on to www.tvshack.net and search.
Xoxo!
torsdag 12 mars 2009
Success
SUCCESS!
No, I did not just win the lottery or get an A+ at something, I'm introducing my new post, about success. As usual, I'm writing because I want to get a good grade in English B, so yes, this is a nother essay/project I have to do.
Success to me is when I acheive something and I'm proud of it. For example just some days ago me and my boyfriend celibrated our 6 month together, something I'm very proud of since it's my first serious relationship that have ever lasted this long. Or if we've had a fight and then settles, you always feel great about yourself and all warm and relaxed inside. To some success is all about money, since they believe that money is the key to happines. I suppose that might be partly true, if you're poor and needs to have designer clothes and lambourginis etc. But then. some people never ever seem to be happy, and some always have a smile on their faces. To me, I can get happy and feel successful if I've been able to cook something that turned out great and delicious. Or if I'm able to get out of bed in time on monday mornings.
So success to me are the small things in life that makes me able to get happy and feel calm and good about myself. Then of course, I wouldn't say no to a great job doing everything I love getting paid thousands of dollars for it.
No, I did not just win the lottery or get an A+ at something, I'm introducing my new post, about success. As usual, I'm writing because I want to get a good grade in English B, so yes, this is a nother essay/project I have to do.
Success to me is when I acheive something and I'm proud of it. For example just some days ago me and my boyfriend celibrated our 6 month together, something I'm very proud of since it's my first serious relationship that have ever lasted this long. Or if we've had a fight and then settles, you always feel great about yourself and all warm and relaxed inside. To some success is all about money, since they believe that money is the key to happines. I suppose that might be partly true, if you're poor and needs to have designer clothes and lambourginis etc. But then. some people never ever seem to be happy, and some always have a smile on their faces. To me, I can get happy and feel successful if I've been able to cook something that turned out great and delicious. Or if I'm able to get out of bed in time on monday mornings.
So success to me are the small things in life that makes me able to get happy and feel calm and good about myself. Then of course, I wouldn't say no to a great job doing everything I love getting paid thousands of dollars for it.
onsdag 4 mars 2009
Since this new year just began, I'm not gonna chose a oh-so-special-memory.
Instead I'm gonna write a post about some great music I've bumped into while "not-doing-anything-illegal-on-the-internet".
So lets start with what is in my ears right now and almost amking me jump of my seat and start dancing in the computer room;
Instead I'm gonna write a post about some great music I've bumped into while "not-doing-anything-illegal-on-the-internet".
So lets start with what is in my ears right now and almost amking me jump of my seat and start dancing in the computer room;
- Cheek to Cheek - Maria Mena. It's a great song that gives you loooads of energy!
- Rain - The Wreckes. Great country when you're not to happy with you bf.
- Sofa Song - The Kooks. Great song that makes you sing along and ponder about the lyrics.
- Just A Day - Feeder.
- Affirmation - Savage Garden. I LOVE IT! Makes you feel HAPPIE HAPPIE HAPPY!
- Look What You've Done - Jet. Will make you a bit sad.
- Stand Still Look Pretty - The Wreckers. Helps when you feel forgotten.
- Buzzin - Shwayze. AMAZING, makes you wanna have a pool-party.
- Snuff - Slipknot.
- Girls Like Cars And Money - Good Charlote.
- Business Time - Flight of the Conchords.
- Visit To Vienna - Sahara Hotnights.
- Neon Lights - Sahara Hotnights.
- Let's Wake Up Your Neighbors - Whitest Kids You Know.
onsdag 18 februari 2009
So, I've copied everything from my old blog, to this new blog. Wanna know the differences? and WHY?
Well....
It all began 4 milion years ago when the human race was sollicitudin in, ultrices sed, dictum eu, purus. Suspendisse nisl. Ut congue. Aenean sit amet nibh in odio tempor tempor. Aliquam eu lorem. Sed ultrices, ipsum ut mollis tempor, ante enim accumsan lacus, quis ornare mauris purus vel lectus. Maecenas hendrerit faucibus ipsum. Donec non massa sit amet metus hendrerit pulvinar. Integer nisl diam, aliquet ut, tempus ac, varius sed, urna. Nullam laoreet leo et lacus. Nam elementum.
Yea, your not supposed to under stand that, it's lorem ipsum text.
So anyways.. Kyle told us to create a new blog, with a different url and then to copy/paste our earlier assignments. But now why on earth would he ask us to do this? He must have had a good reason to bother the Green Omega Elite with such nonsense. And Oh, my lord jesus almighty he had a reason. To do comercial for our school. So that's why I have initcollege before my name.
Oh and btw, piggelin isn't my real name, it's just a nickname I've had for ages since I'm so sweet ^^.
Oh, I have a new nickname, it's 3.14ampère, try to figure THAT one out
Well....
It all began 4 milion years ago when the human race was sollicitudin in, ultrices sed, dictum eu, purus. Suspendisse nisl. Ut congue. Aenean sit amet nibh in odio tempor tempor. Aliquam eu lorem. Sed ultrices, ipsum ut mollis tempor, ante enim accumsan lacus, quis ornare mauris purus vel lectus. Maecenas hendrerit faucibus ipsum. Donec non massa sit amet metus hendrerit pulvinar. Integer nisl diam, aliquet ut, tempus ac, varius sed, urna. Nullam laoreet leo et lacus. Nam elementum.
Yea, your not supposed to under stand that, it's lorem ipsum text.
So anyways.. Kyle told us to create a new blog, with a different url and then to copy/paste our earlier assignments. But now why on earth would he ask us to do this? He must have had a good reason to bother the Green Omega Elite with such nonsense. And Oh, my lord jesus almighty he had a reason. To do comercial for our school. So that's why I have initcollege before my name.
Oh and btw, piggelin isn't my real name, it's just a nickname I've had for ages since I'm so sweet ^^.
Oh, I have a new nickname, it's 3.14ampère, try to figure THAT one out
lols, dumb comment on scary accident
Another of my english posts... this time, we had to find an article, find a post (a blog post) about commenting the article.
http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/that-must-have-been-messy/
wrote about the skiers who where trapped and evacuated from the dangeling gondolas, this tuesday.I read CNN's article:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/12/16/canada.gondola.accident/index.html
She comments an incorrect word usage in the news story, which made me laugh.I've quoted her comment here, and bolded the humorus part:
By 6:15 p.m., all of the passengers had been evacuated, CTV B.C. reported.The skiers and snowboarders were evacuated? Ewww!“Evacuate” means to remove things from. If you evacuate a town or a building, it means you remove all the people from said town or building. If you evacuate a gondola car, you remove the skiers and snowboarders from the gondola car.If you evacuate the skiers and snowboarders, however, it means you are taking their insides out. Messy. (Fortunately, no one was seriously injured [although this would undoubtedly have been really scary!], so I feel OK about picking on the incorrect word usage in this news story).I do feel the same thing, the accident must hade been really really scary! To be trapped in a gondola car while you know that the tower is broken in half can't be good for your mental health.
http://drbethsnow.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/that-must-have-been-messy/
wrote about the skiers who where trapped and evacuated from the dangeling gondolas, this tuesday.I read CNN's article:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/12/16/canada.gondola.accident/index.html
She comments an incorrect word usage in the news story, which made me laugh.I've quoted her comment here, and bolded the humorus part:
By 6:15 p.m., all of the passengers had been evacuated, CTV B.C. reported.The skiers and snowboarders were evacuated? Ewww!“Evacuate” means to remove things from. If you evacuate a town or a building, it means you remove all the people from said town or building. If you evacuate a gondola car, you remove the skiers and snowboarders from the gondola car.If you evacuate the skiers and snowboarders, however, it means you are taking their insides out. Messy. (Fortunately, no one was seriously injured [although this would undoubtedly have been really scary!], so I feel OK about picking on the incorrect word usage in this news story).I do feel the same thing, the accident must hade been really really scary! To be trapped in a gondola car while you know that the tower is broken in half can't be good for your mental health.
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